The hippo and the Gorilla. XD

Hippo: ~sleeps~ ~snores like a hog~ HOOOOOOONK.

Gorilla: SHUT UP! I'm tryna sleep here..

Hippo: Attitude much?

Gorilla: Whatever.. -.-

Hippo: Gurrrrrrrl. I know what ''whatever means''

Gorilla: ...

Hippo: It means and I quote.. ''''' ' when a girl says ' whatever' it means
I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, and get raped by a shark... o.e

Gorilla: HAHAHA, exactly.

Hippo: God. go back to bed Gorilla -.-

Gorilla : I would if I Could..

Hippo: Why can't you..?

Gorilla: funny you'd ask. 3 reasons. 1. you snore like a old man 2. ur annoying 3. IM HUNGRYY.

Hippo: lol.

Gorilla: GOOD NIGHT, -claps- (lights go out xD )

Hippo: dafuq.. the lights.. oh never mind.

Gorilla: - sleeps peacefully-

Hippo: - runs around- OOOH HEY GIRAFFE!!!!!! o:

Giraffe: Why hello there hippo..

Hippo: How are you??

Giraffe: Fine.. what bout' you??

Hippo: I am AWESOME.

Giraffe: -looks around- yep.

Hippo: -looks at- Wowie! You lost some weight!

Giraffe: -.- Yeah.. I tried weight watchers.. unlike you...

Hippo: pardon?

Giraffe: NOTHIN... Uhh you like camels? e.e

Hippo: -shakes head- No. I am not into camels thank you very much..

Giraffe: - walks away talking to self-

Hippo: GOODBYE GIRAFFE! I love youu!!

Girafee: -stops- *turns in slow motion* AWWWE I LOVE YOU TOO BUDDY!!

Hippo: bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Giraffe: bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hippo: Y U Copy MEH!!!

Giraffe: CALM DOWN!

Hippo: NOOOO. I wont '' calm down'''

Giraffe: GAAAGHHH. Goodbye.

Hippo: ..

Gorilla: OH BE QUIET FAT GIRAFFE AND FAT OAF HIPPO!


Hippo: Gorilla. why ya gotta be so mean? I am not a fat oaf... I just have some extra skin..

Gorilla: Mhm.. some...

Hippo: THATS IT ..

Gorilla: COME AT ME!!!

Hippo: -runs-

Gorilla: FAP FAP FAP!!! xD


Hippo: OH MAH GOSH! Dont chu fap me!!!

Gorilla: ITS ONNN. - runs -

Hippo: - EYES GO BIG- I FOUND BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gorilla: O.O

Hippo: (;



Lmaooo... xD hope yu enjoyed the story of the hippo and the gorilla.... Ima creeper sooo xD

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Otayy XD

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LOL gorrila's like " FAP FAP FAP!" and then hippo like "GASPITTY GASP GASP!! DONT CHA FAP AT ME BITCH!" xD

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Sky, when you make a novel and become famous, don't chu forget 'bout us ;DD LMAO

i thought i'd release my book 20 reasons why before her book...

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YAY btw alli the musatche llama unicorns are us lol xD

Indeed xD

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